• “- Aunt Voula: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?
    - Nikki: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.
    - Angelo: Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change.
    - Nikki: Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!
    - Angelo: You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.
    - Nikki: Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!
    - Angelo: Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.
    - Nikki: Angelo... bite me!
    - Aunt Voula: Disgusting! Be a lady!”

    Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula
    Gia Carides - Nikki
    Joey Fatone - Angelo
Quote details Movie (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)

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