“As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. They're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis, while their women sit under hairdryers, eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day!”
Terry-Thomas - J. Algernon Hawthorne

“Vivian-If you keep your head down, he’ll move on and bother somebody else.
Lucy-Thanks for the advice, but I’m gonna keep my head up…high. ”
Alycia Pascual-Pena - Lucy
Hadley Robinson - Vivian

“- Margaret Wade: If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.
- Joey: And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Kellen Hathaway - Joey

“We have no quarrel with the people of Spain or of any other country; but when the ruthless ambition of a man threatens to engulf the world, it becomes the solemn obligation of all free men to affirm that the earth belongs not to any one man, but to all men, and that freedom is the deed and title to the soil on which we exist.”
Flora Robson - Queen Elizabeth

“- King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
- Victoria Grant: And prove that you're a man?
- King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.”
James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant