“I'm developing this theory that the suicide rate of Venice is real low. 'Cause if you jump off a building, all your ass is gonna do is splash in a canal and shit.”

Michael Peña - Guillermo

“There is a legend which says that if two lovers kiss in a gondola, under the Bridge of Sighs, at sunset, when the bells of the Campanile toll, they will love each other forever.”
Laurence Olivier - Julius

“Mom, he's fine, he just fell down a mountain.”
Scott Bairstow - Marty

“To live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans who did so much to make our country super great. Well, that makes me Rebecca Leeman, proud to be an American.”
Denise Richards - Rebecca 'Becky' Ann Leeman

“- Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
- Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas