The only law I know is "Jack Murphy's law". It's very simple. Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. You remember that.

Charles Bronson - Jack Murphy

“Okay, these are the rules. Don't break the rules, and I won't break your necks.”

Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“So, what's the procedure when you have a gun to your head? What's the fucking procedure when you have a gun to your head?”

Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton

“Gentlemen, you know the rules - there are no rules. This is a fight to the finish. The first man who's dead loses.”

Paul Dooley - Wimpy

“- Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: you don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
- John Beckwith: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.”

Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith