“- Scott Thomas: What do you mean you're dumping me?
- Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
- Scott Thomas: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
- Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.”
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas
Kristin Kreuk - Fiona

“- Meneer Chrome: Thea! Please! Why won't you listen to me?
- Thea: Because you're saying nothing. Whisper your sweet nothings to my mother. She will hear you. I can't. Good-bye, Mr. Chrome, whoever you are.”
Ewan McGregor - Meneer Chrome
Carmen Chaplin - Thea

“- Sue: You're gonna have to start deviating. He's breaking up with you.
- Paula: What?
- Sue: The only reason he ever brings girls home to meet us is 'cause he's gettin' ready to dump 'em.”
Kathy Bates - Sue
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Jerry Falk: Where's the rifle? I need the rifle. I'm going to blow my brains out!
- Amanda: Oh, don't be so middle class!”

Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk
Christina Ricci - Amanda

“- Telly: The best way to get over an old man...
- Ormandy: ...is to get under a new one!”
Royale Watkins - Telly
Kym Whitley - Ormandy