“- Timmy Moore: Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
- Rudy Zolteck: Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!”

Christopher Walberg - Timmy Moore
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“Where would we be without our painful childhoods?”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“He hit his head on the ice. He hit it so hard that his kids will be born dizzy.”

Mike Lange - Play-by-Play Announcer

“It is our moments of struggle, that define us.”
Morgan Freeman - President Trumbull

“It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.”

Sean Bean - Boromir