“Hey Curry, how are we going to live in Mexico, when we're dead?”
Richard Vidan - Jack

“- Erin: Tell me you did not go to Mexico to buy weed.
- Kemper: We did not go to Mexico to buy weed.”
Jessica Biel - Erin
Eric Balfour - Kemper

“That guy. He's more drama than a Mexican soap opera.”

Matthew Lillard - Luke

“- Kate Fuller: Where are you taking us?
- Richard Gecko: Mexico.
- Kate Fuller: What's in Mexico?
- Richard Gecko: Mexicans.”
Juliette Lewis - Kate Fuller
Quentin Tarantino - Richard Gecko

“Here's a tip: if you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky