“Rooster, you're the only con I know who can con a cop.”

Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

“- Alonzo: Why do you wanna be a narc?
- Jake: I want to protect the streets by ridding it of dangerous drugs.
- Alonzo: Yeah, but why do you wanna be a narc?
- Jake: I wanna make detective.”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“When are you gonna realize that all of this art crap is a fraud? Otherwise, how could the same picture be worth $10 million or zip based on, what, a signature? Rembrandt is priceless. Donovan is worthless. That's not art. That's autographs.”
Jason Patric - Harry Donovan

“- Dr. Bill Perlman: You think I'm a fraud.
- Max Klein: It's been 3 months since the crash, and I haven't thought of you at all.”
John Turturro - Dr. Bill Perlman
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein