“A book is a lovely thing, a garden stocked with beautiful flowers, a magic carpet on which to fly away to unknown climes.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Mr. Peters

“- Gaston: [rudely flipping through Belle's book] How can you read this? There's no pictures!
- Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“- Bill Hudley: My friends and I are on a road trip. We're driving across country and writing a book on off-beat roadside attractions. You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country.
- Captain Spaulding: I don't drive cross country.
- Bill Hudley: But if you did...
- Captain Spaulding: But I don't.”
Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley
Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

“- Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
- Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Jeff Kohlver: I'm not the monster you think I am. I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in.
- Hayley Stark: Cute pedophile pleads guilty.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark