“It behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner!”

Charles Durning - Governor

“There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me.”

Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

“- Kimberly Joyce: How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?
- Randa: I do not know.
- Kimberly Joyce: She gets naked and lies down on the bed, he jerks off on the wall, and they let the flies do the rest.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce
Adi Schnall - Randa

“- Paul's Dad: We don't have to go to Arsenal every time I'm in London, do we? I thought we'd be beyond that stage now.
- Young Paul: We'll never be beyond that stage.”
Neil Pearson - Paul's Dad
Luke Aikman - Young Paul

“- Paul Ashworth: Leave it up to Arsenal to score one goal when they need two.
- Steve: You want them to score the second goal before they score the first?”
Colin Firth - Paul Ashworth
Mark Strong - Steve