“- Artemus Gordon: Gypsy, queen... pirate... How about this? You can come as my manservant.
- James West: Master Gordon, I swear, I'd be delghted! I sing, I dance for you sir and I swear none of the other white folks will know. I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“After all, what is the United States? A charming cocktail of Irish and Jews. Very spectacular; but very childish. And England? A few old ladies wearing their grandfathers' leather britches.”
Walter Slezak - Major Erich von Keller

“I'm sorry to hear of the death of your father. He was, as they say, an honest Injun.”
Martin Garralaga - Pancho

“- Black Arrow: White man's justice is very strange.
- Pancho: White man's injustice is very strange, too.”

Mark Roberts - Black Arrow
Martin Garralaga - Pancho

- Zora Mathews: You're white.
- Halbert "Hal" Jackson: That's true, darling. But when we're alone in the dark, what difference is that gonna make?
Nia Long - Zora Mathews
Ted Danson - Halbert "Hal" Jackson