“Hamlet 2” quotes(2008)
All actors – Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener, J.J. Soria, Skylar Astin, Phoebe Strole, Melonie Diaz, Arnie Pantoja, Michael Esparza, Natalie Amenula, Marshall Bell, David Arquette, Elisabeth Shueshow all
“Hamlet 2” Quotes 17 quotes
“I have so much anger. I feel like I've been raped. In the face!”
“You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!”
“This play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.”
“- Brie Marschz: Hamlet 2?
- Dana Marschz: The Deuce. Correct.
- Brie Marschz: Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one?”
Dreams are ephemeral and sometimes impossible. So, we must ask, "Where do dreams go to die?".
“It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.”
“We are putting on this play and if you don't like it, then tough titties you assturd monkey fucker!”
“- Ivonne: What do you miss about acting?
- Elisabeth Shue: You know what I really miss about acting? I miss kissing - in love scenes. I had so much fun making out with all those cute actors.”
“- Dana Marschz: You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture.
- Mr. Marquez: I have to take exception to that characterization.”
“I'm a short blonde chick and I play to the death. I pick cases I can win; because, I want to win big. Cases with controversy and headlines and steaming piles of shit flying left and right - mostly left.”
“Gary and I have been getting closer for awhile now and it turns out we're very compatible; as long as he keeps his mouth shut.”
“- Cricket Feldstein: No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
- Dana Marschz: Why do they have to do this?
- Cricket Feldstein: My balls?”
“Maybe it's better that we just can't get pregnant. I feel like we shouldn't pass on this gene pool.”