“You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War?”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

“- Mac MacGuff: I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.”
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Tracy Lord: Only for the moment, I'm not interested in myself.
- C. K. Dexter Haven: Not interested in yourself, Red, you're fascinated. You're far and away your favorite person in the world.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?'. But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.”
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower

“You have no idea who you're dealing with. You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!”

Susan Sarandon - Quenn Narissa