“- Topper Harley: I'm no good at being noble, but... do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can't imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley
Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman

“Don't rush yourself! Sometimes anticipation can heighten the... pleasure.”

Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“- Judy Benjamin: Now I know what I've been faking all these years.
- Henri Tremont: That was your first?
- Judy Benjamin: And second.”

Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Armand Assante - Henrí Trémont

“I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.”
Wendy Crewson - Lila

“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly