“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor

“- Lauren Hynde: Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
- Lara: Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Charlie Hinton: Maybe we should just ask another question here.
- Jamie: Where do babies come from?
- Charlie Hinton: Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than that?”
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton
Elle Fanning - Jamie

“- Anna Valerious: What are these things?
- Van Helsing: I think they're Dracula's children.
- Anna Valerious: His children?
- Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?”
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Yang: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
- Pugsley Addams: Our parents are having a baby, too.
- Wednesday Addams: They had sex.”
Micah Hata - Yang
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams