“We're soldiers. It's my profession and I'm proud of it. Nobody said you had to be crap at it. As for the men who tortured us, they had a job to do as well. It's just that some of them enjoyed it a but too much. If I met any of them in the street tomorrow, and thought I could get away with it, I'd slot them.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“- Josh: I'm married to my work.
- Serge: So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Tchéky Karyo - Serge

“It's unrealistic for a man with a fine mind to go on working year after year at a job he can't stand. Coming home to a place he can't stand, to a wife who's equally unable to stand the same things.”
Kate Winslet - April Wheeler

“- Dan: How are you?
- Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
- Dan: I'm sorry.
- Morty: That's ok. Anyway, my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.”

Dennis Quaid - Dan
David Paymer - Morty

“What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall