“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Dennis Dugan - Dr. Larry

“There will be no cross-examination in this court. You may speak, if you like. But let me warn you, Mr. Webster - if you fail to convince us, then you, too, are doomed.”

H.B. Warner - Justice John Hathorne

“There's only three reasons why you can't make your court date. One, you're in a hospital. Two, you're in jail. Three, your ass is dead.”
Tommy "Tiny" Lister - Winston

“If you missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“You can curtsy or not; that's your choice. There's nothing I can do about it... except have you beheaded, but that seems a bit extreme.”
Hugh Dancy - Char