“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.”
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“I like the fact that Chris Rock is one of the best stand ups ever and still is a really good actor. And a great professional and a good friend and a wonderful human being.”
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“- Chris Halloran: You believe in this?
- Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner: What am I, an idiot? I'm makin' a buck here. You want books, I got books. I got chicken blood, I got dog embryos, I got black candles, I got wolf-bane. Look at this: silver bullets. Some joker ordered them. Thirty-ought-six. Never picked 'em up. I take Bank AmeriCard,...” (continue) (continue reading) -
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“- Rons Dad: [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...
- Chuckie Miller: You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!”
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“- Howard: How do you feel about slave wages?
- Jake Briggs: Slave wages are okay.
- Bill: How do you feel about alcoholics?
- Jake Briggs: Um, I like alcoholics?”
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