Dennis Dugan movie quotes

“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Dennis Dugan - Dr. Larry

“In order to find the edge, you must risk going over the edge.”
Dennis Dugan

“I like the fact that Chris Rock is one of the best stand ups ever and still is a really good actor. And a great professional and a good friend and a wonderful human being.”
Dennis Dugan On Chris Rock

“- Chris Halloran: You believe in this?
- Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner: What am I, an idiot? I'm makin' a buck here. You want books, I got books. I got chicken blood, I got dog embryos, I got black candles, I got wolf-bane. Look at this: silver bullets. Some joker ordered them. Thirty-ought-six. Never picked 'em up. I take Bank AmeriCard,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dennis Dugan - Chris Halloran
Dick Miller - Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner

“Audiences that go to my movies don't want a message. They don't want my soul exposed or my life view. They just want to laugh.”
Dennis Dugan

“- Rob: This is the Governor's wife!
- Deke Halliday: You mean she's not the hooker?
- Baxter: I told you not to wear those heels, darling.”
Dennis Dugan - Rob
Dick Shawn - Deke Halliday
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

- Sonny Koufax: Say "Happy Halloween".
- Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.
- Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared!
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Dennis Dugan - Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver

“- Ronald Miller: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
- Chuckie Miller: Chillin!
- David Miller: Shut up, Chuck!
- Chuckie Miller: I was talking to Ma!
- Rons Mom: Shut up, Chuck!”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Cloyce Morrow - Judy Miller

“- Rons Dad: [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...
- Chuckie Miller: You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!”
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“- Howard: How do you feel about slavewages?
- Jake Briggs: Slavewages are okay.
- Bill: How do you feel about alcoholics?
- Jake Briggs: Um, I like alcoholics?”

Paul Gleason - Howard
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs
Dennis Dugan - Bill