“Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
Paul Shaffer - Hermes; the Messenger God

“- Jessica: How come you didn't snitch on me?
- Booger Spencer: Cuz you're my sister and I accept you for who you are.
- Jessica: Come here [hugs him]
- Jessica: You're such a little weirdo. ”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matt Weinberg - Booger

“- Sarah Lewis: I don't deserve heaven.
- Ben Holmes: Oh Sarah, you deserve so much more than you think you do.”
Sandra Bullock - Sarah Lewis
Ben Affleck - Ben Holmes

We'll love him when he's bad, we'll love him even more when he gets worse, then one day he's gonna crack and say, "Hey, these people really do love me! They ain't gonna quit on me! I don't have to be bad anymore. What the hey, I can be President of the United States!".
John Ritter - Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.

“You'll love me, I promise.”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig