“If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself everyday because of it.”

Jacob Wysocki - Justin

“You're always high! You're a drugged out loser. You think you're gonna' create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!”

Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder

“Objection! Motion to strike that from the record. It's clear that one's intellectual capacity has no bearing on their ability to love.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rita

“The level of incompetence displayed on the case, that's a magic trick in and of itself. Abracadabra, I'm takin' over...”
David Warshofsky - Cowan

“The FAA and the NTSB took 10 pilots, placed them in simulators, recreated the events that led to this plane falling out of the sky. Do you know how many of them were able to safely land the planes? Not one. Every pilot crashed the aircraft, killed everybody on board. You were the only one who could do it!”

Don Cheadle - Hugh Lang