“The Russian only cares he has a bottle of vodka to suck and some form of domestic animal life to fuck. Then he will happily sit in shit his whole life.”
Owen Teale - Dr. Roland Freisler

“- Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
- Jim Street: So, what does two drinks mean?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Buddy Young, Jr.: Who do you have to screw to get a vodka?
- Sidney: Me.
- Buddy Young, Jr.: Make it a ginger ale.”
Billy Crystal - Buddy Young Jr.
Richard Mehana - Sidney

“- Ariel: What are you going to do?
- Maxwell: I'll go for a walk. I'll throw a rock in the brook. I'll go to sleep. I'll - don't worry, I'm not a drunken infantile idiot - I'll - I'll go back to my bedroom and I'll get anesthetized with meaningless lovemaking.”
Mia Farrow - Ariel
Tony Roberts - Maxwell

“- Kay King: Brod, I'm so flattered that you could come! George told me not even to bother inviting you because you never show up at these affairs.
- Brod: I figured, what the hell, the booze is free and maybe I'll get laid.”
Sally Kellerman - Kay King
Broderick Crawford - Brod