“- John Harris, Sr.: Oh by the way, I'm coming to pick up my kids on Saturday.
- Bernadine Harris: Yeah? If I hear you had 'em anywhere near that tramp bitch, you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life!”
Michael Beach - John Harris, Sr.
Angela Bassett - Bernadine Harris

“- Larry Simpson: Theresa, your father... has he always had a one-track mind?
- Theresa Mazzetti: You know his bark is worse than his bite. He means well.
- Larry Simpson: I guess if I had a daughter as pretty as you are, I'd probably act the same way.”
Mark Harmon - Larry Simpson
Angela Cartwright - Theresa Mazzetti

“- Abraham Quintanilla: You were out there wearing a bra!
- Selena Quintanilla: It's not a bra!
- Abraham Quintanilla: It's a bra with little sprinkly things on it!”
Edward James Olmos - Abraham Quintanilla
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

“- Daniel: You have a father or just a mother?
- Lauren: No, I have a father. As a matter of fact, I'm on my third.
- Daniel: Does your mother divorce them or just kill them?
- Lauren: No, still alive.”
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel
Diane Lane - Lauren

“I was jealous. I was sore because he could offer you the kind of life I can't give you.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns