“- Sam: I had two heart attacks before I got the bicycle.
- Sandy Bates: And since then?
- Sam: I also had two.”
J.E. Beaucaire - Sam
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Etta Place: Do you ever wonder if I'd met you first, we'd be the ones to get involved?
- Butch Cassidy: But we are involved, Etta. Don't you know that? I mean you are riding on my bicycle... in some Arabian countries that's the same as being married.”
Katharine Ross - Etta Place
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy

“A whole family lost in car crashes. It’s enough to make a person buy a bike.”
Annabella Sciorra - Annie Collins-Nielsen

“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: I met one of them.
- Joe: One of whom?
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Shell Oil Junior. He's got millions, he's got glasses, he's got a yacht!
- Joe: You don't say.
- Jerry: He's not only got a yacht, he's got a bicycle!”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Tony Curtis - Joe
Jack Lemmon - Jerry

“- Drew Boreman: Nice car. I drive exotic wheels myself.
- Natalie Sands: What is it? A Schwinn ten-speed?”
Jonathan Silverman - Drew Boreman
Holly Gagnier - Natalie Sands