“I left a can of Spam in your refrigerator... I hope your Brewers Yeast doesn't take it personally.”

Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Ronald Miller: What's his name, Biff?
- Cindy Mancini: Don't give me that! His name happens to be... Brett!
- Ronald Miller: Is there a difference?”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“- Jake: Oh my gosh! How do you know Mike Shiner?
- Lesley: We share a vagina.”
Zach Galifianakis - Jake
Naomi Watts - Lesley

“- Timon: That worked like a dream.
- Pumbaa: It did?
- Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”
Maz Jobrani - Moly
Mike Epps - Day-Day