“You screwed a scuba instructor on our honeymoon. What kinda cold-hearted bitch will do that to someone they love. I have to be an idiot to take you back.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“- Albert Gibson: Harry. Listen, Helen still loves you. You know, she just wants to bang this guy for a while. You know? It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon...
- Harry Tasker: Stop cheering me up!”
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“This time there is another man. You set a trap to catch me with one and another came instead, to tell me that he loves me, and for me to tell him I love him too. And you did it! You did it all by yourself!”

Jean Arthur - Irene Vail

“Jean was never in love with you. She went hook, line and sinker for that Lloyd guy the minute she saw him. And she's been seeing him every time your back was turned.”

Gladys George - Panama Smith

“- Max Beissart: You love me and I love you.
- Anna Crowley: You love you and I love Walter.”
Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart
Shelley Lee Long - Anna Crowley