“This time there is another man. You set a trap to catch me with one and another came instead, to tell me that he loves me, and for me to tell him I love him too. And you did it! You did it all by yourself!”

Jean Arthur - Irene Vail

“Jean was never in love with you. She went hook, line and sinker for that Lloyd guy the minute she saw him. And she's been seeing him every time your back was turned.”

Gladys George - Panama Smith

“- Max Beissart: You love me and I love you.
- Anna Crowley: You love you and I love Walter.”
Alexander Godunov - Max Beissart
Shelley Lee Long - Anna Crowley

“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch

“I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.”
James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman