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  • “- Felix Ungar: What do the directions say?
    - Oscar Madison: They're gone, I threw them out the window.
    - Felix Ungar: Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?
    - Oscar Madison: Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire. I had the choice of either finding the house, or burning up one of the most important parts of my body. Guess which I picked?”

    Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
    Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
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