“To overcome life's obstacles you need faith, hope and, above all, a sense of humor.”
Rini Bell - Graduation Speaker

“- Jill Baker: I will not be psycho-analyzed.
- Extra in Ladies Room: That's a very middle-class attitude.
- Jill Baker: I'm a perfectly normal woman.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker
Bess Flowers - Extra in Ladies Room

“- Irena Dubrovna Reed: You're very wise, you know a great deal, yet when you speak of the soul, you mean the mind, and it is not my mind that is troubled.
- Dr. Louis Judd: All the psychologists have tried for years to find that subtle difference between mind and soul - and you've found it.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed
Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd

“- Jimmy: You know I was a bed wetter?
- Oz: You don't do it anymore, do you?
- Jimmy: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.
- Oz: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy
Matthew Perry - Oz

“If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you , you understand?”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti