“Nothing is as priceless as the prom picture.”
Matthew Lillard - Tim

“- Mike O' Donnell: Come on, man! Don't you ever wanna go back and do high school again?
- Ned Gold: No. I'm rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet today!”
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold

“Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.”

Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson

“- Sheik: When we were in high school...
- Jill: We're not in high school any more.”
Rosanna Arquette - Jill
Vincent Spano - Sheik

“- Max: I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.
- Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?”

Chris Eigeman - Max
Jason Wiles - Skippy