“- Superman: Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?
- Lex Luthor: No, by causing the death of innocent people.”
Christopher Reeve - Superman
Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“- Capt. Amazing: I really think we need to talk about your plans, here.
- Casanova Frankenstein: You know my plans, Lancie: tomorrow night I'm going to kill you.
- Capt. Amazing: Right, that's the part that really doesn't work for me...”
Greg Kinnear - Captain Amazing
Geoffrey Rush - Casanova Frankenstein

“- Capt. Hans Geering: Do you not see that if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, then you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau?
- René: Simple plans are always the best.”
Sam Kelly - Captain Hans Geering
Gorden Kaye - René Artois

“- Carl: Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.
- Van Helsing: We're going to go in there and stop Dracula.
- Anna Valerious: And kill anyone who gets in our way.
- Carl: Well, you let me know how that goes...”

David Wenham - Carl
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious

“- Riddler: You're ruining my big party! Are you insane?
- Two-Face: Just waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy.
- Riddler: Patience, oh bifurcated one!
- Two-Face: Patience is hell! We want him dead!
- Riddler: Well, you could have let me in on the caper. We could have organized this, planned it... pre-sold the movie rights.”
Jim Carrey - Riddler
Tommy Lee Jones - Two-Face