“Retirement is an ongoing, relentless effort in creativity. You can try yoga, like to cook, bought some plants, took classes in Mandarin. Believe me, I've tried everything. I just know there's a hole in my life and I need to fill it... soon.”

Robert De Niro - Ben

“Enough money to retire on because in this kind of work you don't qualify for social security.”

Walter Matthau - Trabucco

“We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“After one month with you, Mr. Whiteside, I am going to work in a munitions factory. From now on, anything I can do to help exterminate the human race will fill me with the greatest of pleasure.”

Mary Wickes - Miss Preen

“- Kevin Graham: When are you gonna kill him?
- Will Graham: I'm not. It's only my job to find him.”

David Seaman - Kevin Graham
William Petersen - Will Graham