“You give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla, shit's gonna go down.”
Jeremy Piven - Don Ready

“- Hallie: Whaddya mean, getting married?
- Annie: I mean black tie, white gown, the whole enchilada. The wedding's in two weeks so, if there's any hope of getting Mom and Dad back together, we've got to do it fast.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

- Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
- Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife.
Bruno Kirby - Jess
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Ariel: How's your marriage?
- Andrew: My marriage is fine.
- Ariel: Ya?...
- Andrew: It's not working but it's fine.”
Mia Farrow - Ariel
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Andrew Miller: Mrs. Karkanie is giving me a do over. She says everyone get's a second chance.
- Daniel Miller: That's only because she's been married 5 times. Let me tell you something, in the business world there are no second chances.”

Mikey Kovar - Andrew Miller
David Paymer - Daniel Miller