“- Baxter: We don't get too many visitors here, except people whose ships have run aground.
- Eric: Almost the entire population is descended from shipwreck victims.
- Baxter: Don't underestimate your own contribution, Eric.”
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Fulton Mackay - Eric

There's some wizards, like the Malfoy family, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call "pure blood".
Robbie Coltrane - Hagrid The Giant

“Go call Arnold and Sly, and Jackie Chan and Van Damme, and tell them the spearchucker said hello!”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“Why does he have to do the roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?”

Mary Tyler Moore - Pearl Coplin

“- Eddie: Boy, that Count really got class.
- Rover Dangerfield: I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!”
Ronnie Schell - Eddie
Rodney Dangerfield - Rover Dangerfield