“October 21st, 1492. I think we have returned to Eden. Surely this is how the world was in the beginning of time. If the natives are to be converted to our ways, then it will be by persuasion and not by force. I believe no man will ever see this land again as we do, for the fist time.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? I must speak with the dolphins now.”
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli

“After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I'm craving? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?”

Peter O'Toole - Anton Ego

“I feel like the proto-human coming out of the forest primeval and seeing the moon for the first time and throwing rocks at it.”
Beatrice Straight - Dr. Lesh