“- Emma: It didn't work out.
- Emilia: Oh, so what? He liked boys better than girls?
- Emma: Oh, not exactly. He knew my priority was dancing.
- Emilia: Are you... sorry?
- Emma: No. I don't believe in being sorry. We are what we are.”
Anne Bancroft - Emma
Leslie Browne - Emilia

It was only a couple weeks later she suggested getting married. I said, "Don't you want to get to know me more?". She said, "Why? Does it get better?".

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“You never call him. But if he calls you you talk to him, then act like you have another call, keep him on hold for a long time. Like longer than you think is passable. And break dates. After he's additcted, cut him off. That's when you got him.”

Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Lisa Cramer

“- Peevy: You got a good thing goin' on with that girl, Clifford. And I'm tellin' you right now, if she flies the coop, it's gonna be your fault.
- Cliff: What do you know about women, Peev? You haven't had a date since 1932.
- Peevy: Flora Maxwell. There wasn't any point datin' nobody after her.”

Alan Arkin - Peevy
Billy Campbell - Cliff

“- Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious, murdering sociopath.”
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin