“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.”

Weird Al - George Newman

- Frank: Did you ever think about getting a job?
- Larry Buckman: Oh great. Oh that is just great now. What did you always tell me? "Make your mark, don't be one of the numbers".
- Frank: You misunderstood me. You weren't listening.
Jason Robards - Frank
Tom Hulce - Larry

“- Frank Cross: Do you think I'm way off base here?
- Eliot Loudermilk: Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait - Eliot Loudermilk

“I think being different, going against the grain of society is the greatest thing in the world.”
Elijah Wood

“My characters aren't losers. They're rebels. They win by their refusal to play by everyone else's rules.”
Harold Ramis