“- Pirate: Beg for your lives.
- John Darling: Sirs! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not beg!
- Michael Darling: [gets on his knees] Please. Please, don't kill me!
- John Darling: [gets on his knees too] Please, don't kill me either!”
Harry Newell - John Darling
Freddie Popplewell - Michael Darling

“- Hilary Faye: You know, smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second hand smoke kills.
- Cassandra: I'm counting on it.”
Mandy Moore - Hilary Faye
Eva Amurri Martino - Cassandra

“- Leo Katzman: Second-hand smoke kills, you know.
- Nicole Horner: Not reliably.”

Allen Garfield - Leo Katzman
Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner

“I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.”
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins

“- Romy White: Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?
- Heather Mooney: No. No one. Thank you.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney