“Just last week I got a $1000 check from my oldest son. He asked me to sign it and send it back.”
Soupy Sales - Moses

“- Lorenzo: The other night he tried to throw away his baseball cards because he said Mickey Mantle would never pay our rent.
- Sonny: [laughs] He said that to you? I can't believe that kid.
- Lorenzo: That's not funny. Not when your kid has a bigger bank account than you do.”

Robert De Niro - Lorenzo
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“- Bobo Justus: You want to talk to me straight up?
- Lilly Dillon: My son.
- Bobo Justus: Your what?
- Lilly Dillon: My son was in the hospital.
- Bobo Justus: What the fuck are you doing with a son?”

Pat Hingle - Bobo Justus
Anjelica Huston - Lilly Dillon

“- Robert Crosbie: I'll do whatever you think is right.
- Howard Joyce: I don't think it's right, but I think it's expedient.”
Herbert Marshall - Robert Crosbie
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“- Wolf J. Flywheel: There are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity.
- Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps