“For more than ten years there's been peace - everyone to his own patch. We've all had it sweet. I've done every single one of you favours in the past - I've put money in all your pockets. I've treated you well, even when you was out of order, right? Well now there's been an eruption.”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Christina, Courtney: Jane! Janeyy!
- Jane: Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
- Christina, Courtney: Hey, wait, Jane
- Christina, Courtney: [singing] Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?
- Jane: ...Shit!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- Marina: I saved your life!
- Sinbad: Oh, I would've been fine. I always am.
- Marina: Right. So ungrateful. It's just typical.
- Sinbad: And you chipped the paint! Right here, look at it! That's more than a little scratch!”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marina
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- Irene: I swear that girl ain't got no goddamn graditude; if I hadn't made a place for her she'd be behind bars... or dead.
- Brayker: Luckykid.”

CCH Pounder - Irene

“I feel as though someone's handed me the moon... and I don't exactly know what to do with it.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert