“- Ed: Sheila and I like to swap.
- Lola Cirillo: Swap?
- Ed: We like to have sex with other couples.
- Max Burdett: Check please!”

Tom McGowan - Ed
Salma Hayek - Lola Cirillo
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett

“- Brenda: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth, I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!
[Ray looks disgusted]
- Brenda: ...Too dirty?”

Regina Hall - Brenda

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says "you gotta check out one of these shows". And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Adrian: I can't! It's disgusting!
- Andrew: How can it be disgusting? I don't even have my clothes off.”

Mary Steenburgen - Adrian
Woody Allen - Andrew

“And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air.”

Dean Stockwell - John Cavil