“May you find in this nation the fulfillment of your dreams of peace and security, and may America in turn never find you wanting in your new proud role of citizen of the United States. Will the petitioners please rise. Now let us take the oath of allegiance.”
Rosetta LeNoire - The Judge

“Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep.”
Emil Marwa - Vijay Rao

“You're living the American Dream. You really bought into it, didn't you? You've been this other guy, almost as long as you've been yourself.”

William Hurt - Richie Cusack

“I never wanted anything as much as I wanted to be an American.”
Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“- Doug Remer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
- Joe Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
- Doug Remer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in France, and I met this great chick.
- Joe Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Matt Stone - Joey Thomas