“- Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
- Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
- Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson
Vanessa Angel - Claudia

“I feel this great, great pressure coming down on me. It's constantly coming down on me. It's crushing me.”
Bill Pullman - Jason

“- Kate Wheeler: You can't just step in front of a moving car and expect it to stop!
- Terry Collins: Yes you can! I've seen it done!”
Cate Blanchett - Kate Wheeler
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“Of course, if you are expecting the unexpected... well, then it really isn't unexpected anymore... and that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected... because you're not expecting it.”
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“- Hannah: Maybe now would be a good time to go over what you expect of me.
- Anastasia Steele: I expect you to call me Ana. I don't expect you to fetch me coffee unless you're getting some for yourself. And the rest we'll just make up as we go along.”
Ashleigh LaThrop - Hannah
Dakota Johnson - Anastasia Steele