“You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.”
“The Witches of Eastwick” quotes(1987)
Plot – Eastwick is a small village in New England. Few people live there, spending their time gossiping about each other. Three lively women and close friends live in this gloomy place: they are Alexandra, Jane and Sukie. Alexandra Medford is a widow without kids who sells sculptures in a local store. Jane plays the viola. Sukie is divorced, she has 6 children and works as a journalist in the local newspaper, led by a very religious couple. They all dream to meet a caring and loving man. One day, a very rich man called Daryl Van Horne arrives in town. He lives with his servant Fidel in the majestic villa Lenox, that everyone fears because of its bewitched legends.
All actors – Jack Nicholson, Cher, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer, Veronica Cartwright, Richard Jenkins, Keith Jochim, Carel Struycken, Helen Lloyd Breed, Caroline Struzik, Michele Sincavage, Nicol Sincavage, Heather Coleman, Carolyn Ditmars, Cynthia Ditmars, Christine Ditmars, Craig Burket, Abraham Mishkind, Christopher Verrette, Becca Lish, Ruth Maynard, Lansdale Chatfield, Carole Ita White, Babbie Green, Jane A. Johnston, Merrily Horowitz, Harriet Medin, Margot Dionne, James Boyle, John Blood, Ron Campbell, Eugene Boles, Corey Carrier, Kate Barret, Dan Edson, Anthony Falco, Kevin Goodwin, Tara Halfpenny, David Hazel, Melanie Hewitt, Matt Kane, Anne Lindgren, Jessica MacDonald, Corinna Minnar, Scott Nickerson, Stephen Oakes, Ann Senechal, James Staunton, Amy Warner, Kevin Fennessyshow all
“The Witches of Eastwick” Quotes 7 quotes
“- Daryl Van Horne: You haven't seen any snowy egrets around here, have you?
- Alexandra Medford: No.
- Daryl Van Horne: Of course, I wouldn't know a snowy egret if I were pissing on one. Lunch?
- Alexandra Medford: I think it's a little late in the season.
- Daryl Van Horne: For lunch?
- Alexandra Medford: No, pissing on birds.”
“This man out of absolutely nowhere, this man appeared. So charming. Not really handsome, but... riveting. Yes, that's the word. I was riveted. I was looking into his eyes, and I found myself thinking thoughts I hadn't entertained since World War II. I think I actually blushed.”
“I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally...” (continue) (continue reading)
“Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was just another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? You think women are like that? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, when we make mistakes they call it...” (continue) (continue reading)