“- Joel Glicker: Wednesday, do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?
- Wednesday Addams: No.
- Joel Glicker: But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
- Wednesday Addams: I'd pity him.”
David Krumholtz - Joel Glicker
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“- Security #2: Don't hurt us, lady. Our take-home's less than three-hundred.
- Catwoman: You're overpaid. Hit the road.”
Biff Yeager - Security #2
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“No towel in the world is worth marrying a bearded man you hate.”
Romola Garai - Cassandra Mortmain

“I'd marry a chimpanzee if he had money!”
Rose Byrne - Rose Mortmain

“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”

J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson