“- Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
- Adam: Uh-huh!
- Eve: That's it?
- Adam: Yes.
- Eve: And I don't have to take a physical in your spaceship?”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“- Troy: Eve, a man walks into your life, who's the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you've ever met...
- Eve: And I have him committed.
- Troy: Yes. Yes you did.
- Eve: Well, at least I fell for him before I knew he was rich. That's new.”
Dave Foley - Troy
Alicia Silverstone - Eve

“- Walt: I just sold my company to Microsoft!
- Hal: Yeah, you cleaned up?
- Walt: Let's just say if I had an ass, I'd wipe it with twenties.”
Rene Kirby - Walt
Jack Black - Hal

“- Hal: I bet on horses sometimes, but I don't really care about the money.
- Rosemary: I never read that book.
- Hal: What book?
- Rosemary: Things losers say.”
Jack Black - Hal
Gwyneth Paltrow - Rosemary

“Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were sellingrich women their own fat asses back to them.”

Edward Norton - The Narrator