“Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came over on the umbilical cord.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“My family is big and loud but they're my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“- Mrs. Suzanna Dukesbury: We must have regard for certain conventions.
- J. Cheever Loophole: One guy isn't enough. She's gotta have a convention.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Suzanna Dukesbury
Groucho Marx - J. Cheever Loophole

“- Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
- Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
André the Giant - Fezzik
Wallace Shawn - Vizzini