“- Barry Egan: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?
- Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?”
Adam Sandler - Barry Egan
Robert Smigel - Walter the Dentist

“The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself. I changed my house, the way I dressed, the way I ate - for what? For nothing.”
Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff

“- Jessica Wilhern: Please, we are one yes away from a whole new life, a whole new you!
- Penelope: But I don't want a whole new me, mother!
- Jessica Wilhern: Sweetheart please, please.
- Penelope: I like myself the way I am!”
Catherine O'Hara - Jessica Wilhern
Christina Ricci - Penelope Wilhern

“Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Who do you think buys the stones that I bring out? Dreamy American girls who all want a storybook wedding and a big, shiny rock like the ones in the advertisements of your politically-correct magazines. So, please, don't come here and make judgments on me, all right?”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Danny Archer