“Your orgasm is our business.”

Klaus Kinski - Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot

“I didn't mean to weird you out. I was wrong, please. I just get paranoid sometimes. I'm drunk. I'm tired, and I've just been fornicating for the past two hours, and before that I was doing shit, horrible business shit.”
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“- Timothy McWinters: If we close this deal, I want to make love to a woman, wheelbarrow position.
- Mike Pancake: How is it a wheelbarrow?
- Timothy McWinters: One person's legs is being held up...
- Mike Pancake: Does that feel good?
- Pretty German Girl: No.”
Tom Wilkinson - Timothy McWinters
Dave Franco - Mike Pancake
Jil Funke - Pretty German Girl

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: We've got a warrant for you, old man.
- Buckshot Roberts: I ain't got no business with that warrant no more, pecker head son of a bitch.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Brian Keith - Buckshot Roberts

“I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach