“Life don't make sense. It's not fair. It doesn't follow logic or obey orders.”
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“A reasonable man adapts himself to the world around him. An unreasonable man expects to the world to adapt to him. Therefor all progress is made by unreasonable men.”
P.J. Ochlan - Damon Wells

“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Chester, the only reason I made you a chauffeur is to keep you from stealing. Why are you doing this to me?
- Chester: Because I want to be as good a chauffeur as I am a stealer.
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Well, there's a certain sincere logic in that I suppose.”

Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
T.K. Carter - Chester

“Logic is overrated.”
Halle Berry - Miranda Grey

“I was the logical choice. It calculated that I had a 45% chance of survival. Sarah only had an 11% chance. That was somebody's baby. 11% is more than enough. A human being would've known that.”

Will Smith - Del Spooner