“- Mac MacGuff: I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.”
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Jack: When I was about thirteen, I had this sort of identity crisis. I used to think I was one of the characters.
- Angela: You thought you were Audrey Hepburn?
- Jack: No. I used to think I was the cat.”

Jeremy Northam - Jack
Sandra Bullock - Angela

“Every time I talk to you, I get more confused. I like you just fine when you're not around.”

Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto

“- Booga: That isn't what they want us to think, that way we'll think what they think we might think, but actually...
- T-Saint: Booga.
- Booga: Huh?
- T-Saint: Try not to speak.”
Jeff Kober - Booga
Ice-T - T-Saint

“- Gaear Grimsrud: Shut the fuck up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?
- Carl Showalter: Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.”

Peter Stormare - Gaear Grimsrud
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter