“We do what you say, and we go to the bank. Anything goes wrong, you're gonna turn around and I'll be gone. Okay. And if that happens, from this day on, any time your kid leaves this house to go to school, go play, see a friend, to buy a fuckin' comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself: Is today... Jimmy Shaker day?”

Gary Sinise - Det. Jimmy Shaker

“- Vic Damico: Tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him.
- Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude.
- Vic Damico: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.”

Randy Quaid - Vic Damico
Lindsay Crouse - Grace Damico

“- Ellen Griswold: Audrey, don't cry. Your father didn't mean what he said.
- Audrey Griswold: Yes, he did!
- Ellen Griswold: No, he didn't. He's not going to cut off Jack's balls. Aren't you Clark?... Clark?!
- Clark Griswold: Okay, I won't.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Dana Hill - Audrey Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Don't be talkin' bout my momma!”
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman