“- Bob Wallace: How do you do?
- Doris: Mutual, I'm sure.”
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace
Barrie Chase - Doris Lenz

“If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“Come on kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees.”
Mike Myers - The Cat

“Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.”
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“- The Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
- Marla Singer: Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?”
Edward Norton - The Narrator
Helena Bonham Carter - Marla Singer